First of all, Mr. Aerosmith, your grammar is harrowing.

I think you were going for par exemple, NOT parihemplay.

Second, if you really must write in my personal space, let’s just keep to ourselves.

I don’t need to be hearing about your sexual conquests and your “fro-yo” (I don’t even know what that is!) business.

From here on out, I’ll be getting back to my original intentions.

-Charles